I just want to lay around and listen to Einstürzende Neubauten and eat a steak.
website should be up soon.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi how are you ?
You: nice. i'm chilly though.
You: want to roleplay?
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: What's your name?
Stranger: I'm ben from Australia
You: i'm sarah
Stranger: Hi Sarah what do you mean by role play?
Stranger: I'm interested
You: well we pick characters and see where things go from there. ;)
You: you go first!
Stranger: Ok how about you assume the role of Scarlett johanson? And the scenario will be when she catches me masturbating in the garage!!!!!!
You: that's nice!
Stranger: I will be George clooney!
You: so i walk into the garage and catch you masturbating. oh my! what are you doing?!
Stranger: Oh no Scarlett it's not what it looks like although I have porn here and I was fantasizing over Angelina jolie
You: i bet you could use some help!
Stranger: Scarlette if you go into that draw over there you find some baby oil, tell mr what you should go with it
Stranger: Do with it
You: well i had an action prepared before going into the garage and since i'm a level fourteen necromancer i summon three skeleton soldiers to do my bidding. i say with a soothing voice "go help george out minions!" they lurk towards you at three squares per action.
Stranger: The lube is intense they necromance there stuff and my cock is so covered. 3 squares and 3 virgins attempt to fellate me
You: i call upon my skeleton minions to attack using their basic scratch and bite which costs one health point per attack, but before i can finish my command the garage door bursts open in a flash of near blinding light. it's the millennium falcon!
You: han solo walks down the platform and tosses me a cold miller light.
Stranger: Are you out of your Vulcan mind I scream as I ejaculate all over Han solos neck
You: my skeletons are still scratching and biting at you. you convulse as you cum all over han solos sweaty neck. he gets mad because he spilled some of his beer.
Stranger: Who the fuck drinks miller light you arsehole
Stranger: Its only light beer you soft cock I say !!!!!!! As he recoils into the arms of Jabba the hutt
You: pre hiv eazy-e rolls in riding his '64 impala. i show him my fine black tits as i rub my cock.
Stranger: Your cock? Hang on a minute???!!!! He admires your fine black nipples although you are s white girl! He wants to see your vulva to confirm your alien status. You spread your lips and you see the delight on his face
You: jabba the hut is very delighted. he slips his tongue into han solos mouth as eazy e lays down a new beat that blows everyone's mind. the skeletons decide to set up lighting and more amplifiers so we can have a block party underneath the millennium falcon.
You: occupy wallstreet appears.
You: they all have raging dirty hippie boners and start to pass around more miller light and real good lsd.
You: i roll a successful transformation roll and turn into al roker.
Stranger: Your not really a girl are you????????
You: "todays weather? ha ha! make it rain bitches!"
You: not anymore, now i'm al roker!
Stranger: Al roker he was the black dude in that Seinfeld episode about the tv guide'
You: i'm the host of this party now!
Stranger: Anoying fuck yeh??? V
You: honey, you sure are good at roleplaying. this is getting me real wet!
You: our party gets better as we drink more miller light. i spill some on my blazer and my big al roker body bounces to the beat. light glistens off of my wet coat.
Stranger: Showing to all the outline of your more than large penis you are embarrassed at first, but when Scarlett walks into the room you relax. She walks toward you. She stare you in the eyes as she unzips your fly, ..... Her mouth is hot not just warm but hot ohhhhh god polonium god
Stranger: You cum jn less than 2 parsecs
You: suddenly i realize that it is an imposter. "i am scarlett!" i scream in anger. i use my huge al roker body to crush her in an instant. suddenly the NYPD appears and starts macing hippies.
You: they tweet about it. some of them start having really bad trips.
Stranger: The sound of zips resound all around you as the hippies morph into oh my god George clooney clones. Hahah for they are the descendants of the clooney clones
Stranger: That was so cool dude must go to bed now ! Xxxxxxxx in case you are a chick????? But I doubt it!!!!!!!!!$
You: that was great honey! i'm all worn out now.
Stranger: I'm spent too
You: i roll a critically successful transformation roll and turn into a pizza.
You: i'm a three cheese red baron pizza.
You: the hut takes interest.
Stranger: You are a great character don't loss your gravitas!!!!'n good night!
You: we meld into one...pizza hut.